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Thursday, October 15, 2009

FDA APPROVES 1ST DEPRESSANT DRUG FOR TERMINALLY PERKY! ARE OBAMAS TOO HAPPY? 4 FUNNY ONN VIDEOS!



October 15, 2009.
It’s time for a break from the heaviness of the world. Enjoy these hilarious Onion News Network (ONN) videos!

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Photo of Glenn Beck crying all the way to the bank as he endorses DESPONDEX, the first drug to make people sad, because "when your President is a socialist liberal fascist queer-loving nazi who wants to communize the country, it would be a sin to smile."
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Photo of the Obama family grinning, an affront to normal miserable Americans everywhere. Luckily, such cheerfulness can now be cured with DESPONDEX.
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Photo of Tom Cruise, whose couch-jumping exuberance has proven to be even more irritating to the citizens of the United States than his long-term homophobia. Now, at last, there is aid for poor souls like Tom, thanks to DESPONDEX, even if we have to force-feed it to him.

Watch this ONN Video: DESPONDEX: FDA Approves the First Depressant Drug For The Infuriatingly Jovial:

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

Check out this ONN Video: Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out of Touch with Despondent Average Americans?

Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

Watch this Bone-ass ONN Video: Sony Introduces Stupid Piece of Sh*t that Doesn’t F***king Work:

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

And now for something gay, check out this final ONN Bone-us Video: A Message from Soldiers to their Families at Home:

Messages From Our Troops To The Families They Can Barely Remember
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