LADY GAGA THANKS GAYS AT 2009 VMAs! 18 PHOTOS, 5 VIDEOS!

September 14, 2009.
Lady Gaga changed outfits more often than a drag queen at an Imperial Court function last night during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Although her thunder was stolen by Diva Kanye West, who ripped the mic out of Taylor Swift’s hands during her Best Female Video acceptance speech, after which he sang the praises of Beyonce (much to Beyonce’s horror), Lady Gaga still shined.
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Lady Gaga arrived at the 2009 VMAs wearing Victorian black, complete with cock feathers. 9-13-09 photo

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Kanye West, who was escorted out of the VMAs after his uncool outburst, is scheduled to perform on the premiere of Jay Leno's prime-time show tonight and it should prove to be verrrrrrrrrry interesting! I can’t wait to hear what Kanye has to say, even though he’s already offered a lame apology on his website (see photo of his blog post at the bottom of this column).
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Kermit the Frog gets a kiss from his date, Lady Gaga, last night at the 2009 VMAs. When asked to comment on Gaga’s feathery outfit, he said, "I think she's lovely. Hey listen, I'm just happy that it's not made out of people I know." 9-13-09 photo

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Host “comic” Russell Brand addressed “hateful false rumors” that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite (The PC term is Intersex, by the way), stating that she is courageous enough to state publicly she's bisexual and that “If you haven’t worked it out by now, yeah I’m trying to f*** her.”

Full view photo of Lady Gaga's black Victorian outfit on the 2009 VMAs red carpet September 13, 2009

Sometimes less is more, a lesson lost on Brand, who carried on with this gem: "If I pull her leotard to one side and find something a little extra there, I will just make it stiff and hang my hat on it." Lady Gaga was shown cracking up (pun intended) in the audience, but I think the joke was a bit tasteless.

9-13-09 photo of 2009 VMAs host Russel Brand, a man who is neither good-looking nor funny. How he got to be famous is a true mystery.

Now a certified superstar, Lady Gaga always tries to outdo herself. During her live performance of “Paparazzi,” a track from her best-selling Love Game album, she ended up "bloody" and hanging like a corpse. Watch the entire performance in the video at the bottom of this post.

Photo of Lady Gaga and her dance troupe at the beginning of her "Paparazzi" song at the 2009 VMAs in New York City 9-13-09

Gaga won three awards during the Radio City Music Hall ceremony, including “Best Special Effects,” “Best Art Direction,” and the crème de la crème, “Best New Artist.” During her acceptance speech for the latter, she wore a lacy red outfit complete with spiked crown and a tight facial veil. After ripping off the veil and crown, she thanked “God and the gays."

Lady Gaga in the middle of her "Paparazzi" performance last night at the 2009 VMAs, after she begins to "bleed." 9-13-09 photo

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A "bloody" Lady Gaga hanging after the fatal "injury" during her performance of "Paparazzi" last night at the 2009 VMAs. 9-13-09 photo

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Lady Gaga wearing her next outfit, a white dress with a feathery, thorn-like wreath wrapped around her face. 9-13-09 2009 VMA photo

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9-13-09 photo of Perez Hilton, Lady Gaga, and Beyonce in the 2009 VMA audience

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. Lady Gaga wearing red lace and a spiney crown during her acceptance speech for "Best New Artist" at the 2009 VMAs. 9-13-09 photo

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Lady Gaga removed her veil and crown while accepting the "Best New Artist" award for "Poker Face" at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, when she said, "It's for God and for the gays!" 9-13-09 photo

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Lady Gaga backstage after the MTV 2009 VMAs in yet another outfit, this one a silver number that resembled a billowy, space-age swimming suit. 9-13-09 photo

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2009 VMAs photo of singer Pink preparing to perform while flying blindfolded through the air on wires. Pink recently came out as bisexual. Read about it at The Sun

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. Kanye West and Amber Rose on the red carpet at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards in New York City. Notice the liquor bottle in Kanye's hand. That clearly explains his unprofessional behavior later during the show (See video). Obiously, the poor man has a drinking problem. 9-13-09 photo

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Kanye West takes the microphone from "Best Female Video" winner Taylor Swift and praises Beyonce at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards in New York. "I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time," he said, embarrassing himself, Taylor, and especially Beyonce. September 13, 2009 photo

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Beyonce, who won the 2009 VMA "Video of the Year" for "Single Ladies," graciously steps back and gives Taylor Swift the spotlight last night, allowing her to finish her acceptance speech. 9-13-09 photo

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Photo copy of Kanye West's blog post lamely apologizing to Taylor Swift for upstaging her at the 2009 VMAs

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Watch the video of Lady Gaga accepting the 2009 VMA for “Best New Artist,” when she said: "It's for God and for the gays!"

Enjoy the enigmatic Lady Gaga performing “Paparazzi” at the 2009 VMA Awards 9-13-09 (Note: MTV thoughtlessly deleted their videos of the event so we had to substitute this HQ amateur one):

Here’s a video of the unfortunate Kanye West and Taylor Swift 2009 MTV Video Music Awards moment when he officially christened himself a Big Douche Bag (Note: MTV thoughtlessly deleted their videos of the event so we had to substitute this amateur one):

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