Although I’ve tried to ignore the latest round of news articles fingering self-abused Carrie Prejean, the stories just grow juicier and juicer! The disgraced dethroned Miss California, who hit the headlines 7 months ago when she came out against gay marriage during the 2009 Miss USA Pageant, had a near meltdown on Larry King yesterday and even though she continues to get skewered (You heard me!) by every talk show host on the planet, she still keeps making the trek from one program to the other in hopes of selling her book Still Masturbating—er, I mean Still Standing!
So today, we bring you more videos about this self-described “victim,” whose agenda for hate remains unabated. She now claims her solo sex tape revelation is the result of a vast left-wing conspiracy to silence her. Even though, one by one, the right wing is dropping her scheduled appearances to their bigoted conferences now that she’s an embarrassing pariah, she seems to think she’s still the darling of Far Right Republican Retards. Not only is she self-abused, she’s also highly delusional. Enjoy the videos, people! There’s nothing sweeter than watching a bigot stew in her own fake self-righteousness!
Photo of Carrie Prejean showing her new boobs. Apparently, her God-given ones weren't good enough to aid her in her Christian work against equal rights for gays. May her career RIP!
UPDATE! 11-13-09. Carrie Prejean just announced through a spokesperson, she's cancelling her book tour and all public appearances, most likely due to the following shocker: Listen to this TMZ audio video interview with Carrie Prejean’s ex-boyfriend, wherein he exposes Carrie Prejean’s lies, the fact that she likes to get high, and the revelation that there are multiple tapes of her masturbating. (If this video doesn't load on your browser, click here):
Here's today's take on Carrie Prejean by Keith Olbermann. "Prejean Continues Self-destruction." It seems Carrie's ex-boyfriend has MULTIPLE phone video sex tapes of the ex-beauty queen! He also said Prejean called him and asked him to lie about her age when she made the tapes. Instead of 17 like she claims, it turns out she was 20! Does the fun never stop? 11-12-09. Also included in this video is footage of her "walk-out" on The Larry King Show yesterday (11-11-09):
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