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Sunday, November 01, 2009

GAY TOP GUN: THE WEB SERIES! 8 FUNNY or DIE VIDEOS, 9 PHOTOS!


November 1, 2009.
Today we bring you some hilarious Funny or Die videos, including the Internet series, Gay Top Gun, a sexy parody of the already homoerotic film Top Gun, starring the homophobic Tom Cruise and the delicious Val Kilmer. Also among today’s videos is comedian Louis C.K. who tells us what to do when someone says to “Suck a Bag of Dicks,” plus a video parody of Paranormal Activity called Sexual Activity, and a plea for tolerance via a video called We Are Douchebags. Enjoy!

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Poster for the original Top Gun with Kelly McGillis and Tom Cruise. Kelly came out as gay this spring. Tom is still in the closet and probably will be for a long time, judging by recent revelations from Bronson Pinchot (Balki) about Tom's doth-protest-too-much homophobia.
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Photo of a shirtless, suntanned Tom Cruise from Top Gun, in one of many homoerotic scenes scattered throughout the film
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Photo of Val Kilmer shirtless, from the original Top Gun, when the guys oiled up their bodies to play volleyball
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Photo of Dane Hanson, who produced the hilarious and erotic Gay Top Gun: The Web Series. For more witty videos by this man, visit his Funny or Die video page.
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Another erotic scene from Top Gun, with a shirtless Tom Cruise and a bare-chested Anthony Edwards, when he was still cute and had hair (on his head).
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Photo of Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise buddying up to each other in Top Gun
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Photo of Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise having a spat in Top Gun


Pre-Trailer Video for Gay Top Gun: The Web Series, with Quentin Tarantino, who tells and shows us how gay the original Top Gun movie was:
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Funny or Die Video: Official Trailer for Gay Top Gun: The Web Series. 3 episodes follow. Written and Directed by Dane Hanson. Starring: Jeff Denton, Dane Hanson, Euriamis Losada, Justin Moretlliti, Chad Skala, James Ferris, Brian Hamill, Ryan Preimesberger, Henry Foote, Brian Hamill, Jason Mandel. Produced by: Jeff Denton, Dane Hanson, Jason Mandel and Joshua Mandel.:

Funny or Die Video: Gay Top Gun: The Web Series—Episode 1 of 3 A parody of Top Gun. Maverick and Goose get promoted to Gay Top Gun, where they will fly against the best fighter pilots in the world - for two 8-hour days:

Funny or Die Video: Gay Top Gun: The Web Series—Episode 2 of 3 A parody of Top Gun. Tragedy strikes as a pilot dies in a jet-wash - even though "that like never happens.":

Funny or Die Video: Gay Top Gun: The Web Series—Episode 3 of 3 A parody of Top Gun. Maverick goes into battle against the Russians and he gets some help from an old friend:

Funny or Die Video: Louis C.K.—Suck a Bag of Dicks. What do you do when you're told to "suck a bag of dicks":

Funny or Die Video: We Are Douchebags. A reclaimed word can be a name in a language that was at one time a pejorative but has been brought back into acceptable usage—usually starting within the communities that experienced oppression under that word, but often also among the general populace as well. (Editor’s Note: The gay community was using this word in the sixties. It took 40 some years for the douche-bags of today to finally steal the term.) Douche-bag Solidarity: Take a Stand:

Funny or Die Video: Sexual Activity Trailer (Spoof of Paranormal Activity) Starring Jason Horton and Nikki Limo:
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