AL ROKER CALLS SPEIDI VACUOUS! MORE CRISTIANO RONALDO GAY-LIKE SHIRTLESS PHOTOS!

June 16, 2009
The appearance of “Speidi” (married at the hip couple Spencer and Heidi Pratt) on The View Monday morning confirmed my suspicions that they are both total airheads. Now that they’ve truly left I’m a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here! the two self-grandiose “stars” are busy making the talk show rounds.

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Photo of Heidi and Spencer Pratt arriving in New York City after leaving Costa Rica

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Heidi was asked by The View’s Joy Behar how she can mesh posing for the upcoming September Playboy and her stated desire to be like Mother Teresa, since she is a recent convert to Jesus and Christianity. Her answer: “I’m more of a modern version of Mother Theresa.”

Apparently, the two rubbed Al Roker the wrong way on the Today show earlier the same morning, when they complained about being interviewed by “the weatherman” rather than Matt Lauer. Al tweeted afterwards that the two were “vacuous,” and “I think we’re at minute 11 of their 15 (minutes of fame).”

The Internet is alive with stories about Microsoft’s new search engine BING and how it has Google and Yahoo in a tailspin. I must say at first I was upset how Microsoft snuck BING into my computer with Windows Live, which itself hitched a free ride through Windows Update. But after using the new search engine, I’m glad I got it. My own website www.galechesterwhittington.com shows up as number one in the results with certain basic keywords like “gay author humorist blog” as does my flower photo site www.freefishcaretips.com with “wildflowers flower garden Oklahoma Zone 7.” Apparently, BING is much more efficient at crawling all the pages of a website when Google and Yahoo concentrate on the home pages, regardless of my regularly submitting extensive updates and sitemaps to all three.

Funniest Line Ever: From the vintage comedy Just Shoot Me on Comedy Central: A wayward exercise trainer said to Nina Van Horne, "After drinking all night, you probably feel as bad as I do," to which Nina replied, "Yes. Why do bars have to close?"

Since it’s been a rather bland news day, I’m presenting more photos of soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo today, many of which show a sensual camaraderie with his male buddies. Enjoy! I know I am!

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Cristiano Ronaldo looking good in wet shorts photo

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Photo of Cristiano Ronaldo doing what he does best--wearing short shorts and getting some sun

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Cristiano Ronaldo in white T-shirt photo

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Shirtless photo of Cristiano Ronaldo strutting around the soccer field

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Rare photo of Cristiano Ronaldo fully dressed

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Photo of bare-chested Cristiano Ronaldo and teammates after scoring

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Cristiano Ronaldo talking to a buddy photo

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Bare-chested Cristiano Ronaldo hugging shirtless comrade photo

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Shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo getting advice on the field photo

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Bare-chested and tanned Cristiano Ronaldo on vacation in California photo

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Photo of former girlfriend/beard, Nereida Gallardo, goosing Cristiano Ronaldo
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Photo of a smiling Cristiano Ronaldo with unidentified male friend on a boat
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Photo of mysterious spontaneous pastel seedling gladiolus from the author's free flower photo website http://www.freefishcaretips.com/photos120

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